It is amazing how facebook has gone from keeping up with school buddies to keeping up with dude’s you’ve never seen before but somehow are interested in reading their status updates, specially on  Saturday nights when you know drunk white girls might upload pictures of themselves doing a Leprechaun or some crazy shit like that. I so don’t do that! *Cough*

I don’t blame anybody who uses facebook. I have more than 1400 friends on facebook and I probably have like 3 in real life from which one of them is my mother and the other is... OKAY I lied I don’t have any friends! *Sad face*

I kind of forgot what I was supposed to talk about.... *stops typing and drinks some kool-aid*
Many of you are probably spending too much time on facebook, you don’t believe it? Let me ask you a few questions, if you answer yes to at least three of them that means “Betch, you are addicted to facebook, go out, stop updating your status with random thoughts about your men-stroo-AY-shun or how grossed out you were when you saw your grand-parents doing it on a public toilet at a Water-Park (Didn’t happen to me..... I swear.... *Yawn*)

Here are the questions, remember if you say yes to at least three of them you are so a Facebook Ho’

1.    Have you ever felt that you speak to your best friend more often on facebook than in real life?
2.    Have you tried to update your Status while peeing?
3.    You get so mad when facebook makes changes?
4.    You are one the first ones to comment on your friend’s wall saying ‘First!’?
5.    You take pictures of yourself wondering if that would make a  good profile picture?

Okay, enough, you are a Facebook ho’ don’t deny it. Prove it by sharing this post...
Bye and thanks for reading my random thoughts

Take care my online friend and/or gurlfriend.
Azaelive.