Monikka vs Lil' Tako - Yo Mama...  EMAIL THIS!
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Friday, 05 March 2010 00:13

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Monikka
Yo mama is so stupid she got fired from a Blow-job

Lil’ Tako
Yo Mama is so stupid when you first had your period she called 9-1-1

Monikka
Yo mama so stupid she makes Sarah Palin sound like Einstein.

Lil’
Yo Mama is so stupid she pays for free samples at Wallmart.

Monikka
Yo mama so fat she has her own solar system

Lil’
Yo mama so fat when she has sex with somebody her vagina be like “I’m gonna eat you”

Monikka
Yo mama so ugly when she uploads her pictures to Facebook her account gets suspended.

Lil’
Your mama is so ugly she looks out the Window and gets arrested.

Monikka
Yo mama so old when she went to school there was no history class..

Lil’
Yo mama so old she was the waitress at the last super.

Monikka
Yo mama so poor when a thief breaks into her house he leaves money instead.

lil’
Yo mama so poor she can’t even afford to use Free WiFi.

 
"Problemz" a song by azaelive  EMAIL THIS!
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Written by azaelive   
Tuesday, 16 February 2010 20:17

This song is very special for me, I hope you like it.

LOVE

Aze garcia

 

 

Click here to download the FREE MP3


Lyrics:

 

Problems

by Aze Garcia

 

Problems.. keep you down and keep you doubting but listen to me cuz you don’t... have to worry about a thing yo cuz life is a bitch and..

Problems.. keep you down and keep you doubting but listen to me cuz you don’t... have to worry about a thing yo cuz life is a bitch and..

It’s time to say again, how much I feel this pain
There’s still blood in my veins that keep me from exploding
I’m running to the top but something tells me to stop
Should I listen or should I keep going nonstop?
I walk under the rain, Ideas thru my brain
It will never be the same as long as you ain’t there
There’s no more space to host a broken soul
Last guest who came in brought love but took it all
So I wonder again, is it worth the pain?
Ain’t no time to explain but I wanted to say that...

(Chorus)

Los problemas que vivimos día con día
nos mantienen vivos pero no dejemos que sean nuestra pesadilla
hay que cambiar, para así poder mejorar
de negativo a positivo esta cruel realidad
Aunque el viento se ha llevado la esperanza
y con el también se fue la confianza
seguiremos adelante porque aun nos queda algo mejor
que se llama amor el cual nos permitirar mejorar esta situación
no te rindas, no dejes caer esas lagrimas por nada
hoy fue otra jornada y mañana? pues mañana será mañana.....

(Chorus)

 
I Say...  EMAIL THIS!
Monikka Says...
Written by azaelive   
Tuesday, 16 February 2010 19:41

A bitch don't have to pay for a motherfucker's burger!

*Lip Smack*

 
Tip #2  EMAIL THIS!
Monikka Says...
Written by azaelive   
Tuesday, 09 February 2010 19:31

Do the right thang girl.. No condom no Boom Boom!!!

*Lip Smack*

 
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