Hi and Welcome to Episode 1 of The Monikka Show

Today you are going to learn to how to please your boyfriend, it is important to keep him happy because remember, a happy boyfriend is someone who will pay for your rent and stuff *lip Smack*

Has this happened to you?
What do you do when you can't sleep?

I normally just masturbate, lol, Just Kidding!! (or am I?)

Source: viralFixTV.com

I'm pretty sure she would make a great pole dancer.

Today I learned a funny fact about the "Pants Below The Butt Style" that we see everyday in rappers, wannabes etc..
It seems like it all started in prison where guys would wear their pants below their butts to show other inmates they were willing to be penetrated for free, basically it was a way to whore out your way in prison.

Opening a Facebook account 10 minutes

Inviting your friends to be your FB bffs 10 minutes

Writing your first wall post 1 minute

Liking your own post PRICELESS

A new year, new chances for change, new ideas to develop, new people to meet, new obstacles to break and the list goes on and on...
This years promises to be an extraordinary one, for some reason I think change is coming and that excites me to the point of looking forward to December but that is just me who can't wait for a great thing to happen, I want it and I want it now. “lol and smiley face”.
If we believe the Mayan prophecies then this should be the last year of our lives, but who knows? There have been so many scientist proving the contrary, who should we believe? I personally prefer to believe that the end of the world is coming, that keeps my life more exciting. For me the end of the world doesn't mean destruction, alien invasions or the prophet what's his face coming to earth to reclaim his kingdom! (?) For me the end of the world means the end of an old world to give chance for a new one to raise and learn from the mistakes of the old one.

It is amazing how facebook has gone from keeping up with school buddies to keeping up with dude’s you’ve never seen before but somehow are interested in reading their status updates, specially on  Saturday nights when you know drunk white girls might upload pictures of themselves doing a Leprechaun or some crazy shit like that. I so don’t do that! *Cough*

(Azaelive)

Oh, oh, oh, ohh (x3)
and I’m gay
I just got into a fight
we were watching twilight
is it Team Jacob, is it Team Edward, I’m really into them both
girlfriend is calling
I’m not responding
tonight I’m just staying home.
Every since that movie I feel so strange
I dream about Jacob and we are having sex, hey
just before that I used to be straight
I shave my arms, hoping It’ll go away
I shave my arms cuz I’m gay
I shave my arms, hoping It’ll go away
I shave my arms cuz I’m gay
I got a new appetite, I want to watch glee tonight
sex in the city, and then have dinner
staring at the stars